Two For Tuesday
I generally take a happy tone but today I wanted to give two big FUCK YOUS out because I was annoyed. The first fuck you goes out to that gargantuian spider that was in my shower this morning, the freakin thing was absolutely immense but I caught him and flushed his sorry ass. Now my eight legged friend you are dead and I truly hope you are know that I was the one who killed your sorry ass so FUCK YOU-you're dead and thats what you get for freakin me out at a quarter to five in the morning.
The second FUCK YOU goes out to my AM express bus driver. This dick was ten minutes late, drove as slow as hell then when I rang the bell to get off of the bus the moron forgot to stop causing me to walk an extra 9 blocks virtually making me late for work so from the bottom of my heart I wanna say... FUCK YOU, learn how to drive and know that a bell means stop you stupid dickface.. go ahead, make me late again asshole.... really do it, I don't have anything better to do- you prick.
Now while I'm at it I will throw in a 3rd one for free.... FUCK YOU stupid ass jerkoffs who feel the need to use your Nextel Walkie Talkies on the bus at 5:30 in the morning. What makes you think I wanna hear what you have to say let alone both ends of the stupid conversation. I try to sleep and to hear that fucking beeping from the phone drives me bananas....go to hell you piece of shit idiots and on your way to hell remember that there is nothing worth saying that early in the morning...you stupid dicks stop waking a bus full of people up just to say "What's up.... nah nothing, yeah I'm on Hylan Boulevard now....." now I'm sure thats real important stuff that can't wait till later, right?!?! Damn man...really.... just shove those Nextels up your ass because it would suit all of us better.
The second FUCK YOU goes out to my AM express bus driver. This dick was ten minutes late, drove as slow as hell then when I rang the bell to get off of the bus the moron forgot to stop causing me to walk an extra 9 blocks virtually making me late for work so from the bottom of my heart I wanna say... FUCK YOU, learn how to drive and know that a bell means stop you stupid dickface.. go ahead, make me late again asshole.... really do it, I don't have anything better to do- you prick.
Now while I'm at it I will throw in a 3rd one for free.... FUCK YOU stupid ass jerkoffs who feel the need to use your Nextel Walkie Talkies on the bus at 5:30 in the morning. What makes you think I wanna hear what you have to say let alone both ends of the stupid conversation. I try to sleep and to hear that fucking beeping from the phone drives me bananas....go to hell you piece of shit idiots and on your way to hell remember that there is nothing worth saying that early in the morning...you stupid dicks stop waking a bus full of people up just to say "What's up.... nah nothing, yeah I'm on Hylan Boulevard now....." now I'm sure thats real important stuff that can't wait till later, right?!?! Damn man...really.... just shove those Nextels up your ass because it would suit all of us better.
posted by Antek on 9/06/2005
4 Comments:
Tell us how you really feel!!!
EXACTLY what I was thinking, Rammy!
Sounds like you had a bad day, Crash. Have a beer and chill, dear. =)
Dude...wow...um....dude...
Nextels do suck, that's why I got rid of mine. Some conversations are best left private...such as telling the other person what street you're on at the butt-crack of dawn.
Sounds like you're pissed off just enough to play some hockey this week!
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