Life Without The XBOX 360
Now that my 360 is busted I have had all kinds of free time to learn new stuff and here are only a few of the things that I have recently discovered:
There is a thing called a "sun" that rises and provides daylight for a handful of hours each day.
If you pay people that drive a bus they will take you to a place called "work".
When you go to that place called "work" and spend time there they will actually pay you.
Cheers is no longer televising new episodes.
Strippers now preferred to be called "erotic entertainers".
It is no longer fashionable to use the word "mint".
Female stewardesses are now called "Flight Attendants" and male Stewards are still called "Stewardesses"
Don Johnson is no longer cool. (nor is Miami Vice for that matter)
The Beatles have broken up.
Payphones cost more than 10 cents.
Payphones are merely street decorations because they no loner work.
Well those are only a few of the observations and I also got bored enough to take a few pictures... the first one is of my computers desktop and the second one is of me surfing the WORLDS GREATEST WEBSITE EVER.
There is a thing called a "sun" that rises and provides daylight for a handful of hours each day.
If you pay people that drive a bus they will take you to a place called "work".
When you go to that place called "work" and spend time there they will actually pay you.
Cheers is no longer televising new episodes.
Strippers now preferred to be called "erotic entertainers".
It is no longer fashionable to use the word "mint".
Female stewardesses are now called "Flight Attendants" and male Stewards are still called "Stewardesses"
Don Johnson is no longer cool. (nor is Miami Vice for that matter)
The Beatles have broken up.
Payphones cost more than 10 cents.
Payphones are merely street decorations because they no loner work.
Well those are only a few of the observations and I also got bored enough to take a few pictures... the first one is of my computers desktop and the second one is of me surfing the WORLDS GREATEST WEBSITE EVER.
4 Comments:
Dell laptops kick ass.
Joanna is mocking you on your own laptop.
Poor lad.
Is that your girlfriend?
;-)
The closest thing since my divorce to a girlfriend...;)
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