Crowned King For the Evening

Thats right suckas, its Thursday and that means its 9-ball night and what a freakin night it was. My team split our games for an overall tie but the big story of the evening was yours truly. Now normally I am average at best so allow me to gloat for a few seconds because I won ALL 4 of my games.... DAMN RIGHT. I took no prisoners and did not even take the time to look at the innocent victims whose asses I kicked. I was a tank, no I was a machine sent back in time to destroy all of the sorry ass Sarah Connors that got in my path of destruction and now all must fear me. I also had to play a fifth game that did not count for my record for a teammate that did not show up in which I did lose but it did not matter because the game was a bonus one and I actually felt no need to humiliate a 5th person (see, I am a charitable person).
Now on a serious note I have to mention that I did not have a single cigarrette today because there was a TON of tempation playing pool in a bar all night. I fought hard and like the true awesome champion that I am I stayed away from the smokes. Maybe after 15 years I am finally getting along that path to finally kick that habit.
And finally for my totally dope preformance in pool I award myself this...