Why I Hate Talking On The Phone
From the files of the infinately weird this was a phone conversation that I had with my mother:
Mom: "Anthony..."
Me: "Yeah... whats wrong? You never call this late.."
"Nothings wrong, just felt like saying hello"
"At 11... I don't buy it, what gives?"
"Okay fine, I will tell ya. You know so and so"
"yeah... and..."
"well her son just got busted for looking at underage pornography on the internet"
"so... he's an idiot, but what has that got to do with me?"
"well I know you like to use the computer all the time and you have not really dated in a while, sooo"
"so how does that effect me... go ahead, spit it out"
"Well I'd rather you don't look at porn on the computer... if you wanna watch it promise me that you will buy a movie instead ok... no computer"
"Have you lost your freakin mind?!?!?! You realize this is the strangest thing you have ever said to me in 30 years"
"Why, cause I am concerned? Just promise you will use dvds instead of that computer ok.."
"Look you are totally freaking me out ok... I am gonna go ok, I got some dvds to watch.. Thanks for thinking of me when you hear about underage pornography."
"Look I just worry ok.. sue me"
"I know, I'm just breakin your balls... I do in a strange way appreciate it... Thanks, I'll talk to ya later"
Well I apologize for the length of the post and believe me, I AM NOT RIPPING ON MY MOM.. I just thought that this shit was too funny and it should be shared... you just can't make up stuff this good.
Sorry Mom... still love ya.
Mom: "Anthony..."
Me: "Yeah... whats wrong? You never call this late.."
"Nothings wrong, just felt like saying hello"
"At 11... I don't buy it, what gives?"
"Okay fine, I will tell ya. You know so and so"
"yeah... and..."
"well her son just got busted for looking at underage pornography on the internet"
"so... he's an idiot, but what has that got to do with me?"
"well I know you like to use the computer all the time and you have not really dated in a while, sooo"
"so how does that effect me... go ahead, spit it out"
"Well I'd rather you don't look at porn on the computer... if you wanna watch it promise me that you will buy a movie instead ok... no computer"
"Have you lost your freakin mind?!?!?! You realize this is the strangest thing you have ever said to me in 30 years"
"Why, cause I am concerned? Just promise you will use dvds instead of that computer ok.."
"Look you are totally freaking me out ok... I am gonna go ok, I got some dvds to watch.. Thanks for thinking of me when you hear about underage pornography."
"Look I just worry ok.. sue me"
"I know, I'm just breakin your balls... I do in a strange way appreciate it... Thanks, I'll talk to ya later"
Well I apologize for the length of the post and believe me, I AM NOT RIPPING ON MY MOM.. I just thought that this shit was too funny and it should be shared... you just can't make up stuff this good.
Sorry Mom... still love ya.
posted by Antek on 5/09/2006
10 Comments:
lmao!!
Classic. At least she cares....;)
You told your mother you're breaking her balls? Maybe she should be blogging about you!
HAHAHAHAHa
And fuck your Mets btw, learn how to hold onto a ball at home or teach your pitcher to leave the ball alone because the catcher has the play.
That was one of the best games I've ever seen.
well, at least there is open communication with your mom, that is a good sign. i understand a mom's concern, but the insinuation makes me laugh!
We must be brothers because that is my Mother! Don't EVEN get me started on the subjects that she has brought up out of the blue
I agree with Booster...that's something my mom would probably say too.
Like Sunkissezz said, at least she cares. lol
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That is just so random!!!
Computer.....DVD...it's the same thing. I am sure you appreciate her concern though. Like's it's going to make a difference anyways.
My favorite part..."Look, I got some DVDs to watch" hahaha!
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