Some People Just Flat Out Suck
For those of you know me in real life you can all agree that the last thing I could ever be accused of is arrogance, I am humble by nature and basically I am the type of guy that would do anything for a friend. Even to mild acquaintances I am really nice but tonight I think I reached my limit.
Back to being humble.. tonight I met this REALLY REALLY good looking girl out in front of the bar I play pool at every week (my 9-ball league) and she saw my car and complimented it as well as me (superficial I know, but its a start) the whole car thing leads into a discussion about other things and before I know it I am engaged in a full blown killer conversation about all things with this chick. She then is telling me about her car and we should go riding together and blah blah blah when a third person that was with us, the resident drunken THORN IN MY FUCKING SIDE proceeds to lick his finger and stick it in my ear while I am talking to this girl. Taken off guard I lost my composure a bit and with that the girl started giggling and mercifully told the guy "look, I'm talking with Anthony cut it out".
A few minutes later we all go in the bar and I am playing a few warm up games when she asked me if I was in the league, I told her yes but that I was only practicing and if she wanted to play she is more than welcome, when all of a sudden she replied (and I shit you not) "Oh I wanna play alright, but not pool" and she winks. Now again I am not arrogant but if this is not a green light then I don't know what the fuck is. In disbelief if what I was hearing I get my head together, turn around to approach her when again, the drunk grabs me. This time he is tugging on my earrings and ruffling my hair saying "you're like a little toy Antny". As best as I can keep my cool I tell her that we will talk after I play because so and so won't leave me alone. She smiled and about 5 minutes later told me she had to go but she'd love to come back and talk again.
Now I am no fool, I know opportunities do not present themselves very often and this girl was actually as hot as fucking sin, there is no way even if she comes back te see me next week will I be able to get that. I had my one chance and I was totally C-BLOCKED by a half-wit drunk.. FUCK!!!!!
C-Blockers for those of you who are unfamiliar with the term are "cock blockers"... guys that prevent other guys from hooking up, they prove to be a barrier or a block to a guy and wether its accidental or malicious and they are a menace to society and they should all be savagely beaten.
A word of advise to C-Blockers... don't do it, people have killed for less so please leave a brother be when he (for once in his life) is getting his groove on. Be cool, back away and just let the little guy win one for a change.
Also as a post script to this story I was so angry at that guy it threw my whole night off and I lost 3 out of my 4 games....fuckin dickhead.
Back to being humble.. tonight I met this REALLY REALLY good looking girl out in front of the bar I play pool at every week (my 9-ball league) and she saw my car and complimented it as well as me (superficial I know, but its a start) the whole car thing leads into a discussion about other things and before I know it I am engaged in a full blown killer conversation about all things with this chick. She then is telling me about her car and we should go riding together and blah blah blah when a third person that was with us, the resident drunken THORN IN MY FUCKING SIDE proceeds to lick his finger and stick it in my ear while I am talking to this girl. Taken off guard I lost my composure a bit and with that the girl started giggling and mercifully told the guy "look, I'm talking with Anthony cut it out".
A few minutes later we all go in the bar and I am playing a few warm up games when she asked me if I was in the league, I told her yes but that I was only practicing and if she wanted to play she is more than welcome, when all of a sudden she replied (and I shit you not) "Oh I wanna play alright, but not pool" and she winks. Now again I am not arrogant but if this is not a green light then I don't know what the fuck is. In disbelief if what I was hearing I get my head together, turn around to approach her when again, the drunk grabs me. This time he is tugging on my earrings and ruffling my hair saying "you're like a little toy Antny". As best as I can keep my cool I tell her that we will talk after I play because so and so won't leave me alone. She smiled and about 5 minutes later told me she had to go but she'd love to come back and talk again.
Now I am no fool, I know opportunities do not present themselves very often and this girl was actually as hot as fucking sin, there is no way even if she comes back te see me next week will I be able to get that. I had my one chance and I was totally C-BLOCKED by a half-wit drunk.. FUCK!!!!!
C-Blockers for those of you who are unfamiliar with the term are "cock blockers"... guys that prevent other guys from hooking up, they prove to be a barrier or a block to a guy and wether its accidental or malicious and they are a menace to society and they should all be savagely beaten.
A word of advise to C-Blockers... don't do it, people have killed for less so please leave a brother be when he (for once in his life) is getting his groove on. Be cool, back away and just let the little guy win one for a change.
Also as a post script to this story I was so angry at that guy it threw my whole night off and I lost 3 out of my 4 games....fuckin dickhead.
posted by Antek on 4/06/2006
9 Comments:
Ouch! Man I'd have to beat that dude's ass. Drunk or not, what he did was fucked up.
Damn, I can't believe Rammer would do something like that to you!!! :D
I kid, I kid!
But in all seriousness, this dude should be beaten repeatedly!! What a dickhead!
You sly lil dog you! Ya should have slipped her a cell number and sealed the deal! Here's hoping she stops back in to 'play'! Good stuff mang!
Cock Blockers like that are only jealous of the play your getting.
You know that.
Does this person's name sound like..."tank"?
I agree with Aaron, you totally should have gotten those digits. The good thing is that she knows you're in the league, which means she knows where to find you every week.
Just think, somewhere out there is a hot chick who's blogging about not being able to hook up with this dude she met at a bar due to his asswipe friend.
If it happens again next week, just calmly say "excuse me", turn around, punch him in the larynx, turn back around and ask her if you can buy her a drink.
Silver, it was not our friend Frankie, although he is a Yankee fan he is smart and knows never to do that. He, Ralph and Rich came to the bar after this all happened and were all appalled when I told them the story after we finshed playing.
although.... he is a Yankee fan and that alone is grounds enough for a beating which I would gladly administer to him if I were not literally a foot and a half shorter than he was ;)
ahhhh, to be young again...i remember those days...
A pro move would have been to say the hell with pool and bounce back to the crib right then and there!
Nothing worse than a cock block. There is enough to pass that everyone can get paid.
Especially in NYC...good god there are tons of people there. Cock-blocking should be illegal.
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